The Great Meatshakes Experiment

This guy gets an A plus for commitment. and bonus points for describing the disturbing process with great British phrases like:
not only did it taste like the underside of a tramp's scrotum
I would, in all seriousness, rather suck a badger's cock
and
The majority of the chicken meatshake soon finds our kitchen plughole

well done, dr. feral. you are an inspiration.