Whore me out people. or whore yourselves out. just whore something. please.

YouWhores.com is a sort of depraived eBay for services.

for example:

"For £100 sterling plus travel expenses I will push an assortment of garden vegetables through your letterbox.
Jernau Morat Gurgeh
gurgeh31@hotmail.com
United Kingdom - 23/06/04"

i really want to offer up my services in one sick bizzare manner or another, but its friday afternoon and i'm at a loss for an appropriate service or physical feat to whore out. please suggest something for me to offer to the world, you know i'll do it, and if i was independently wealthy you know i'd fly Mrs. Gurgeh across the pond to stuff things through your mail slot.

thanks to Metafilter for the link.