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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Invention # 27

I was at a wedding this weekend and ending up carrying a tuxedo garmet bag around for a long time. It sucked. One should look like a badass when carrying a tuxedo. This is not easy to do with a big garmet thing.

So, citizens of the world. I present to you my invention which will fix this. Attach backpack straps to the tuxedo bag. It will make it much easier to carry without having to bend the tux and it will look like a big black cape on your back, which is practically the definition of badass. enjoy, black-tie avengers.


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