thank you, mr cranky

I know there are some do-gooders out there who think that pessimism and cynicism are inherently bad, but those of us with the right perverse set of eyes know that often there is nothing as exquisitely beautiful , nothing with the power to warm our dark hearts as much as a good black rant about something which most people wold consider as innnocent as puppy breath.

I hate hollywood most times, but if hell froze over and they ever pulled their heads out of their asses, the world of the dark hearted would be deprived of the genius of mr. cranky.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 : Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies : Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

"This film is just pure proof that there is no God and that Jesus Christ just doesn't care about humanity; he fucking hates us."