"the deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent" - William Gibson

Thursday, December 23, 2004

we like our salami

Man fined for hiding his salami
With the new airport screening practices, this fellow Swissman should have hid the salami in his pants. Seriously, a little contraband salami never hurt anyone. In solidarity with young Dylan Pascal Graves, I shall remove the phrases "the air of forbidden fruit" (which i use often) and replace it with "the air of forbidden meat". I ask that you do the same.


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